REPORTED BY: Gym Dude
SENTENCED BY: Gym Dude
"I am reporting my workout partner because he thinks he's all buff and that the gym babes like to see lots of flesh.
I pleaded with him to tone it down just a notch and to stop wearing his workout outfits backwards, but he won't listen.
He always insists that I spot him on the squat rack, and it is beginning to seriously interfere with my game. Can you
send a few officers over here to serve justice and haul him away? The address of the gym is (edited)."