REPORTED BY: Phineas Huffington
SENTENCED BY: Leticia Merriweather Proft
"It painf me in my arterief to fee a fine gentleman af Mafter Goonfbury in fo dreadful of garmentf.
He knowf not what he haf done - fimply a poor choice of colorf and miffing hif belt. Pleafe give him a light fentence
in Limbo, dear Firf."
Leticia Merriweather Proft