REPORTED BY: J.L.
SENTENCED BY: Anonymous
"It's bad enough that someone with as much power over fashion trends as this young lady has such bad taste in clothes.
But the latest rumor is that she had the nerve to report one of her rivals to The Fashion Police. What hypocritical
treachery! For starters she needs to lose the jeans, the ridiculous cap, the stockings, the tippy toes, and the
attitude. I'd add 'the virginity' to the list, but she's not fooling anyone. I wish I had an agent as good as hers."