REPORTED BY: Seadog
SENTENCED BY: Marie A. Torbert
"What in the name of our Lord if thif woman thinking? I cannot decide whether her hat if a bird'f neft or a furry animal
faftened to her head. I had to fit behind thif atrocity in the opera houfe laft Tuefday eve. And let me tell you,
if I were not a refpectable lady, I would have had removed her hat myfelf and fmothered her in her own nafty vermin fur!"
Marie A. Torbert